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jocoserious-joey:

5mut:

icycandlestick:

aprilspringflowers:

Panty & Stocking Cherry Boy Riot Rap

It’s a brand new show
Market share, we in control
Slutty angel’s how we roll
Gainax showin’ heart and soul

I’m bringing action in the new type
90% yeah, got me too hype
Taking off ya’ clothes cause you know that it feels right
Lookin’ for the one with the white and the blue stripe

Yeah, I know ya’ don’t care
But I got hots for the one with the blue hair
Maybe Gainax flip-reversed it, cursed demon sisters are the ones that I side with

Don’t find me cruel yeah
that’s how I roll, yeah that’s how I rrrrrrule
Take ya’ back to school
Playing the fool 
Getting stronger with every ghoul 

Whores
That’s what you call us when you drop your drawers, the implausible clause
Pause
For a second cause I gotta take a breath in awe, constantly dropping
Jaws
Like a predator, she’s out to get yours, just check the
Scores
She’s the one that’s got me on all fours

When we step up in the club
We’re bound to get love
We’re bound to get buzzed 
2 girls, 1 cup, crank the bass up
It’s off without a hitch

When the trailer’s rocking 
Don’t come knocking 
It’s too shocking 
Jailhouse lock-in, Body poppin’
Panty and Stocking, bitch!

Fuck all day
Fuck all night
We’re cherry poppin’
Panty and Stocking Bitch

Fuck all day
Fuck all night
We’re cherry poppin’
Panty and Stocking Bitch

holy fuck

Source is Ken Ashcorp aka Forever Pandering. You can find this song and other older songs he’s made here. You can find all of his current stuff here.

starvingmoose

mememaster:

of-leather-wings:

nevermore-he-said:

of-leather-wings:

Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid 

are you Australian

yes

Is this where hot choclety spider came from???

starvingmoose
delano-laramie:

hesperocyon:

ok so someone on passeryby named Jacob asked me to trade and after i agreed, proceeded only to show off all their shinies instead of actually trading
after i escaped the trade he challenged me to a battle and i was like sure ok and when i get the team preview THIS is what i see
the punchline of this post is that i only brought half a party and that i only used two pokemon, klefki and mega mawile, to annihilate all 6 of his mewtwos. smd jacob

my favorite bedtime stories

delano-laramie:

hesperocyon:

ok so someone on passeryby named Jacob asked me to trade and after i agreed, proceeded only to show off all their shinies instead of actually trading

after i escaped the trade he challenged me to a battle and i was like sure ok and when i get the team preview THIS is what i see

the punchline of this post is that i only brought half a party and that i only used two pokemon, klefki and mega mawile, to annihilate all 6 of his mewtwos. smd jacob

my favorite bedtime stories